Dear Anonymous,

Last month, I wrote a blog post about the time where Swagger chased down Shia LaBeouf.  Before you read this post, you need to go back and read that one.  1. Because otherwise this will be irrelevant, and 2. it's a hilarious story (if I do say so myself).

Anyways,

Apparently some stick in the mud had a problem with my post, and my choice of new nickname for Shia after he refused my friend's request for a photo (the nickname was and will always be Shia LaDouche).

So, in the spirit of community - a letter to my new friend, Anonymous.

Dear Anonymous,

A personal opinion of mine that I have always held near and dear to my heart is one regarding celebrities and their "private time".  You know what I think you kind of give up when you get to live in huge mansions, travel all over the world (often for free, though you have the money to afford it), do stupid shit like get married and divorced in less than 100 days, and name your child things like Apple - private time.  Being that fans are the very people who make celebrities famous, I think that if a fan wants a photo (certainly a fan as hottie mchot as Best Friend Swagger) - she should get the damn photo (barring innapropriate times like medical care, sauna, etc - Starbucks run is not one of those times).

I would grow up, but if I did, then I wouldn't take nearly as much pleasure in my new nickname for you - AnonyDouche.

Sincerely,

Stress Casey

P.S. Something I found hysterical?  After reading AnonyDouche's comment, both Swagger and Cute Apartment questioned if it could be LaDouche himself!