Thursday, October 11, 2012

Things Thursday: Things I Don't Want to Read About on Facebook

1. Your political opinions.  Especially those ones that make you sound like a know-it-all...and a douche.

someecards.com - I'm thinking about deleting my Facebook until after the elections. Your political opinions make me want to gouge my eyes out.

2. Your bodily functions.

3. How mad you are at your boyfriend/girlfriend/best friend/mother/father/dog/grandma/etc.

4. How terribly hard your life is.

someecards.com - I hope your life is never as bad as you complain it is on Facebook.
5. Your sex life.

6. Anything about how much money you make.

7. Really anything from you, if you can't use proper grammar and spelling.  It's not that hard!

8. An announcement to all 1300 of your friends that your apartment will be empty for the next week while you're on vacay.  Not that I plan to break in, but it's just so damn stupid.

9. How drunk, high, or both you got last night.

10. A constant stream of your daily activites. 
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7 comments:

  1. krystalOctober 11, 2012 at 3:42 AM

    "A constant stream of your daily activites. " -- that's what twitter is for! ;)

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  2. MicahOctober 11, 2012 at 7:10 AM

    Yes, yes, yes ... to all of this.

    I have some friends who are guilty of some of these, and if I didn't love them so much, they'd be gone. Sometimes they just get hidden.

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  3. UnknownOctober 11, 2012 at 11:53 AM

    YES! You just made my day with this list. Hilarious! Especially about the political posts...

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  4. taraOctober 11, 2012 at 5:13 PM

    YES!!!! amen to this!!

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  5. MeganOctober 11, 2012 at 6:12 PM

    I agree with Krystal!!

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  6. brynnOctober 12, 2012 at 4:34 AM

    we must have all the same Facebook friends, haha!
    this is spot. on.

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  7. JulieOctober 12, 2012 at 9:31 AM

    I have friends who say they don't want to hear any of this, then they'll post about it themselves and then I get texts asking me why I didn't comment on their FB statuses. They don't always comment on mine but man if I knew I had to like everything someone posted, I'd have a hurt hand from clicking so much!

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