2. Your bodily functions.
3. How mad you are at your boyfriend/girlfriend/best friend/mother/father/dog/grandma/etc.
4. How terribly hard your life is.
6. Anything about how much money you make.
7. Really anything from you, if you can't use proper grammar and spelling. It's not that hard!
8. An announcement to all 1300 of your friends that your apartment will be empty for the next week while you're on vacay. Not that I plan to break in, but it's just so damn stupid.
9. How drunk, high, or both you got last night.
10. A constant stream of your daily activites.
7 comments:
"A constant stream of your daily activites. " -- that's what twitter is for! ;)
Yes, yes, yes ... to all of this.
I have some friends who are guilty of some of these, and if I didn't love them so much, they'd be gone. Sometimes they just get hidden.
YES! You just made my day with this list. Hilarious! Especially about the political posts...
YES!!!! amen to this!!
I agree with Krystal!!
we must have all the same Facebook friends, haha!
this is spot. on.
I have friends who say they don't want to hear any of this, then they'll post about it themselves and then I get texts asking me why I didn't comment on their FB statuses. They don't always comment on mine but man if I knew I had to like everything someone posted, I'd have a hurt hand from clicking so much!
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