Monday, July 9, 2012

Dear Anonymous,

Last month, I wrote a blog post about the time where Swagger chased down Shia LaBeouf.  Before you read this post, you need to go back and read that one.  1. Because otherwise this will be irrelevant, and 2. it's a hilarious story (if I do say so myself).


Anyways,

Apparently some stick in the mud had a problem with my post, and my choice of new nickname for Shia after he refused my friend's request for a photo (the nickname was and will always be Shia LaDouche).


So, in the spirit of community - a letter to my new friend, Anonymous.

Dear Anonymous,

A personal opinion of mine that I have always held near and dear to my heart is one regarding celebrities and their "private time".  You know what I think you kind of give up when you get to live in huge mansions, travel all over the world (often for free, though you have the money to afford it), do stupid shit like get married and divorced in less than 100 days, and name your child things like Apple - private time.  Being that fans are the very people who make celebrities famous, I think that if a fan wants a photo (certainly a fan as hottie mchot as Best Friend Swagger) - she should get the damn photo (barring innapropriate times like medical care, sauna, etc - Starbucks run is not one of those times).

I would grow up, but if I did, then I wouldn't take nearly as much pleasure in my new nickname for you - AnonyDouche.

Sincerely,
Stress Casey

P.S. Something I found hysterical?  After reading AnonyDouche's comment, both Swagger and Cute Apartment questioned if it could be LaDouche himself! 

10 comments:

bailey j said...

hahah my girl crush on you has been initiated. i loved this letter and totally agree! he is known for being a total douche as well..its not like you're the first person to bring it up. i dont know why people defend celebrities like that.. some celebrities are barely real people, and i stand by that.

Kat said...

I wish that blogger had a "like" button like facebook. I would totally like your response just now. Well said!

Neely said...

People need to remember if you dont have anything nice to say...this is why I dont allow anon comments. SO RUDE OF THEM!

Annabelle said...

You go girl! I agree with you completely! Obviously AnonyDouche isn't grown up either since they have to hide behind the "Anon" title and not show their real name!

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Mei said...

Ha! It could be Sir Shia.... That would be about perfect!

<3 Mei

Emily Hornburg said...

Hi from Mingle Monday! First - awesome story! Swagger has way more guts than I do. You go girl! Second- I think he should have said yes. Yeah, I understand wanting do your own thing. But still. Third- Stupid anonnyomous douche. :-P

Andi said...

That story is hilarious! I don't think I would be as brave as your friend!

Amy G. said...

You go girl! Love this post. If you have nothing nice to say, don't say it at all! At least own up to it and don't comment as anonymous!

Shellsea said...

I'm going to be the only opinion of dissent here. Just read the first part to this series and although I don't agree with the anonymous poster. I do take the personal stance that celebrities whether they be musicians, actors, authors et cetera don't "owe" their fans anything. Always been my personal feelings that people create something and other people don't have to buy the product. If it wasn't good they wouldn't have fans. Do I think it's ridiculous the salary that actors and athletes make? Yes, but everyone who watches a movie or goes to game is to blame for that. Myself included. I also don't judge actors on their personal character I think if I did I would enjoy far less movies.

Jamie said...

Anons are so lame.

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