I have a thing for accents, like I seriously wish I was Southern, because I think the accents are so darn cute. Alas, I am not, and though I do say y'all every once in a while and I pronounce my "a"s a little off, I really don't think I've got an accent.
Coke is a type of soda. If you want another type, you can't just go around calling them all Coke!
I say pa-jam-ahs
This one made me laugh out loud. Who the hell calls a crayon a crown?!
If someone told me to put my mouth near a "bubbler", I would not be on board.
Where does your dialect fall on these maps?
There are tons more of these over at Starcasm!